Thursday, April 26, 2012

Senator Tom Carper (D-DE), Auditions For Career In Stand-Up Comedy

This is no joke. It ranks as one of the most hilarious propositions to come out of Congress in the last fifty years.

Tom Carper is a New Democrat representing Delaware, a state that had enough sense to defeat Republican Senate candidate Christine "I am not a witch" O'Donnell in the last election.  Unfortunately, the voters seem to have put into office a senator who thinks the U.S. Postal Service may be saved by storing off-shore, wind generated electricity in the batteries of all those little white trucks that deliver our mail. OTR would like to think that Carper was just having a bad day when he brought the subject to the Senate floor. On the other hand, if it was a good day, we have witnessed shark jumping at its finest.



It may take a bit more magic than Carper has in his bag of tricks, but even the thought of such a proposition is sure to conjure up a spell of uncontrollable laughter across the nation.

H/T Moonbattery

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